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Hiya, ya cutie patootie with a big ol’ booty! I sure do love the scent of clean makeup brushes. They remind me of burying my nose in a gloriously fluffy cat tum… I’ve only mentioned this a million times, but I’ve been lackadaisical about brush washing lately (I literally cannot remember the last time I deep cleaned them), and I’ve only been getting by because 1) I haven’t been wearing much makeup, and 2) when I have been wearing makeup during the day-to-day, I’ve been using products that I can apply with my fingers. On the one hand, ewww, gross...

Happy Caturday, my friend. You know that all is well in the world when you walk into a HomeGoods and see a plethora of cat lady mugs 🤗😸☕ on the shelves near the cash registers. (This is an important signal.) One could build an entire collection of kitty-themed mugs based solely on quick jaunts to HomeGoods. (Ha ha ha, is there even such a thing? I’m lucky if I get out of there in half an hour.) I love the chonky kittehs on the “Catfinated” mug and the sweet Siamese posing betwixt the flowers, especially. Today, I’m enjoying my morning...

If your current favorite lipstick fell into the toilet, would you fish it out and keep using it? ASKING FOR A FRIEND. Oh, girlfriend. I had MAC Velvet Teddy, a tube in the LE packaging that matches the color inside, which for some reason gives me so much joy… Anyway, I had it in my back pocket yesterday and sorta forgot about it. I was rushing around right before going to go pick up Coywolf from preschool. Went to the bathroom, and right before I was about to leave, pulled down my stretchy mom jeans, and next thing you know...

Hey there, sweet pea. Happy Caturday! I have a theory that if there’s ever anything I’ve felt or believed, chances are, someone else out there has felt or believed it too, soooooo…let’s talk hair. I know it’s insignificant in the universal scheme of things, but I’ve been feeling kinda low-grade “meh” lately because of various voracious viruses over the past month since Connor started preschool, and I’ve only really started feeling like myself again in the last few days, so yesterday I forced myself to style my hair for the first time in weeks, even though I really just wanted...

Patience isn’t just a virtue. It’s also the secret to striking incredible kitty modeling poses. You can’t rush it. You have to allow yourself to settle into your fabulousness. Own it. Savor it. And then bam! — you turn up the heat and direct your animal magnetism toward the camera. Every year Tabs takes Halloween very seriously from a feline fashion perspective. He sees it as an opportunity to push the cat couture envelope, and I think he’s done it again in 2018. Few cats will ever reach this level of fashion mastery, but all cats are welcome to try....